The doorman at the Pearly Gates took Albert to his room. “Your first room mate has an IQ of 180.”

“That’s wonderful!” said Albert. “We’ll have fun discussing mathematics.”

“And your second room mate has an IQ of 150.”

“That’s wonderful!” said Albert. “We’ll have fun discussing physics.”

“And your third room mate has IQ of 100.”

“That’s wonderful. We’ll discuss great plays that we’ve seen.”

“Your last room mate has an IQ of 80.”

Albert smiled and said, “So, where do you think the stock market is heading?”

Chris