Two priests went to Hawaii on vacation without worrying about stereotypes. When they landed they bought shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. so they’d fit in.
An attractive holiday maker, dressed in a bikini, said ‘Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father,’ to both priests as she walked past them on the beach.
They were both stunned. ‘How did she know they were priests?’
The next day they returned to the beach and exactly the same thing happened.
One of the priests said, ‘Can I speak to you for a minute?’
‘We’re priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we’re priests, dressed as we are?’
‘Father, it’s me, Sister Kathleen’.