As Adolf Hitler said,
“Only Jews and degenerates died in the camps.”

As Joseph Stalin said,
“Only counter-revolutionaries died in the gulag.”

As Chairman Mao said,
“Only capitalist running dogs died in the Cultural Revolution.”

As Anders Behring Breivik said,
“Only believers in tolerance died on the island.”

As they all said,
“I was right and I’d do it again.”