I’m Ebenezar Alfred Wilson
And I’m looking for love
It’s an old fashioned name
Which goes with an old fashioned face
A face full of character

Facebook is the place to meet
Total strangers in a nice way
Just tell your story and you will connect
So I told my army stories of
Protecting the Empire in Kenya and Cyprus

There weren’t any replies to
My old fashioned search for love
I think it’s because no-one talks
About Mau-Mau and EOKA any more
And anyway we got our arses spanked

Facebook was useless and Twitter was worse
I couldn’t explain, in 140 characters,
All the reasons there were for fulfilling
The need for old fashioned love
By an old fashioned heroic killer