“Models who look like Jesus are in demand in Utah…because people like to hire Jesus look-alikes for family portraits and wedding announcements. Men who work for the Church of Latter-Day Saints are required to shave daily and keep their hair short, so there’s a demand for models with shoulder-length hair and beards…I always warn families that if your kid doesn’t like taking pictures on Santa’s lap, he probably won’t like the Jesus experience either.”
Funny Old World Private Eye 24th January 2025 p25