Jim came into a bar and ordered a beer. Shortly afterwards another man came in and they struck up a conversation. “Let me buy you a drink in memory of my motherland, Ireland.”  

“Ireland? I’m from Ireland too. I’m from Dublin. Let’s drink to Dublin!”

“Dublin? Why I grew up there. Went to St. Mary’s.”

“Me too.”

“Barman another round!”

And so it went on. A regular in the bar came in and asked, “Hey Seamus, what’s going on in here today?”

“Nothing much, the O’Reilly twins are drunk again.”