A doctor was lecturing in Oxford about the importance of diet.

“The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining and Chinese food is loaded with MSG. But, there’s one thing more dangerous than them and virtually everyone eats it.”

“Can anyone here tell me which food causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?”

After several seconds of quiet, a 70-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, “Wedding Cake.”