Sergeant:
Savage, why do you keep arresting this man?

Constable Savage:
He’s a villain, sir.

Sergeant:
…A villain.

Constable Savage:
And a jailbird, sir.

Sergeant:
I know he’s a jailbird, Savage, he’s down in the cells now! We’re holding him on a charge of being caught in possession of curly black hair and thick lips!