Peter Crouch at his majestic best

“…Peter Crouch is essentially a humorous player, a 6ft 7in (2 metres) centre forward made of elastic bands and old deckchair parts who resembles less a real-life Premier League all-star than a satirical cartoon of an English footballer produced by some particularly acerbic French caricaturist.”

Barnay Ronay The Guardian Sport Section 20^th May 2017

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