Rats pumped up on
Burger and chips, coke and beer.
Swollen into rodent balloon shapes
Sluggish and apathetic-
They don’t have fun any more.

Memories of past orgies feed frustration
Comfort food at all costs!
Gigantic bellies and thighs
Bury their penises in flab.
Obesity sterilises them.

McDonald’s finest throwaway food and
London’s rat problem is solved.