Captured by her charm
Hypnotised by her smile
Enchanted by her flawless skin
I viewed her with tender lust
Across the room

She approached me gracefully
With a gleaming smiling face
A shoulder slightly bare
Hand held out rigidly
“I’m Lolita.”

Knees clenched pitifully
My rapture pouring from me
Uncontrolled torrents of true love
Engulfed my mind. But I still managed to say
“Hi! I’m Humbert Humbert.”

Gently smiling with an amazing
Maturity for one so young
She asked, “Are you the pervy professor?”
Gasping I replied, “Yes. Yes I am.”
“Shall I put on ankle socks?”